I tweet

Apparently the damn passed tense for tweeting is to have TWATTED?! WTF is that? Who knowingly and willingly uses TWAT as some sort of twisted verbage? Twats. That's who.

Anyway.

I tweet. 1dodgerdog

It started as a twitter about my dog, Dodger but has turned into an account of my life and times as well as the genius currently honorably snoozing at my feet. He does this thing in his sleep where I swear he is dreaming of drinking milk from a nipple. He slurps and everything. I have to get video of it in HD. So, go follow me on twitter. I like to pretend I am interacting with celebs like Greg Grunberg and Questlove. I would like more friends to follow. People I like. If I like you, start using twitter.com.

The Roots are the Late Night band for Jimmy Fallon. That Fallon kid is one lucky bastard. Mike Myers was on the show and those geeks in the Roots played "WOMAN, WHOA-MAN, WOOOOOAA MAN." Fuckin aye. THAT, is a reference. Best band in the world.

Work tomorrow. I feel apathetic toward a job that is in jeopardy. I work Saturday. Definitely, everyweek and I fill in the other days with whatever I can. I am poor. I need this job. Postmaster General Potter goes to congress and asks for permission to go to five day mail delivery....
Bye bye income.

So we'll see. Tomorrow, saturday, I work. Expect updates on the cell on twitter, if you are at all interested in a god damned thing I have to say. Who knows? I could tell you all about the types of places I deliver too, the people I come across....could be interesting, no?

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