The Hyphen

Okay, what's the deal with people hyphenating their last name when they get married? Yea, yea, I get the whole feminist movement and not wanted to be submissive and shit but let's get real. What happens when you have children? They get a hyphenated name...THEN, when they grow up, what happens? They marry someone else who then hyphenates they hyphenated name so you end up with someone with three or even four last names! This is why you should either just keep your friggin name or take the name of your spouse. I am not saying women should take the man's name, I am just saying you should choose one or the other because this whole hyphenating thing is a slippery slope to a future of people with eight last names.